Bluegirl:

Sammie:

NYCBRFAN:

Bluegirl:

I suppose it's a good thing for you that we let just about any fool into our country, EH?

I luvs ya you knicker-twisted wench...but you should know by now that I am not just ANY fool....................bwaaaaahahahahaha

"knicker-twisted wench"???!!! Lori, are you going to take that from this 'special' fool!?

Yes, but only because he doesn't know what's coming to him in a few months! Masks, chaps, stilettos, matching... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ray, I think you best bring a blindfold for LBM! LOL!

I bought him one of these.........

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Where my designer B*tches at?

MAGNETS....COWS....HERD....it all makes sense now?

There's nothing worse than driving in a snowstorm with a GPS that's on the rag

Do you take PAYPAL?

Won't that just be precious!...The two of you in matching outfits!!!

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Keep it simple

In the middle of the night
We keep sending little kites
Until a little light gets through ~ Patty Griffin

F*ck it, I'm off to the river
Just get me outta here ~ D. Bentall

Farmer Dan said for us to cut it out or else he's calling the cops.

Hmmm... This is like a déja-vu!

Bluegirl:

Farmer Dan said for us to cut it out or else he's calling the cops.

Hmmm... This is like a déja-vu!

You mean you told him & spoiled the surprise!!!

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Keep it simple

In the middle of the night
We keep sending little kites
Until a little light gets through ~ Patty Griffin

F*ck it, I'm off to the river
Just get me outta here ~ D. Bentall