That's a great idea Jenn butt right now I'm having trouble getting past the concept that you and Cathy met in Greg's Pants. I mean I've seen him wear loose jeans before but never enough to fit two adults inside.....maybe two LBMs....but not two adults.
So I was talking to LBM about you idea and he thinks we should call the company Section 8 Greetings. So here are some ideas
Thinking of You
I know it's been a while since we've seen each other (inside) But I want to write to remind you that the restraining order is still in effect
Happy UnBirthday
Every UnBirthday is a chance to say how impartant you are (inside) and a chance to remind you that you're still older than me.
Swans Day
Happy Swan Day
(Inside)
On this Swan Day we'll sing a song
to the bird *** that was flung
About the park and on which you slipped
And had two soft casts placed on your wrists
The fowl is an ode to love's lament
But would be better suited as a hood ornament
So on Swan Day Celebrate with elegance and class
Less that nasty bird bite and peck your ass
Love and Friendship
Absence makes the heart grow fonder (inside) But with you that growth is a deadly mold
Where my designer B*tches at?
MAGNETS....COWS....HERD....it all makes sense now?
There's nothing worse than driving in a snowstorm with a GPS that's on the rag
Do you take PAYPAL?