It seems even the bucket got filled with sand!  So to stay off topic, I thought I would start this thread (with a little encouragement and prompting).

Here is a fact, apparently:

 A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has 
 discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read 
 their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, 
 it's too late.

So happy off topic to you.  Remember, if you reply the subject cannot be related to the previous post! (Like that will happen!)

 

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Compassion is Love in action.

So, if we reply to the previous post we will then be off topic. But wait!! NO! The title of the thread is OT, so to stay on topic we must go off topic, & to be off topic we should reply to the previous post, because we're not supposed to! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

More coffee!!!!!!

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Keep it simple

In the middle of the night
We keep sending little kites
Until a little light gets through ~ Patty Griffin

F*ck it, I'm off to the river
Just get me outta here ~ D. Bentall

My phone sucks, I need a new one...but hate to buy things like that...why is it...tires, phones....certain things just seem like a waste to spend money on.

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Recalculating....


"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?" Wayne Campbell

I just woke up... took a shower... and am trying to decide what to do for breakfast.  I keep seeing the commercials for the new Bagel BELT at Tim Horton's... and I'm leaning towards this.  Although... waffles would be good too.  haha!

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"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."

I'm getting really tired of my friends complimenting my weight loss in one sentence & insisting I eat in the next!! Hmmmm..... LOL

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Keep it simple

In the middle of the night
We keep sending little kites
Until a little light gets through ~ Patty Griffin

F*ck it, I'm off to the river
Just get me outta here ~ D. Bentall

I wonder what happened to the Where's the Beef lady?

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Recalculating....


"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?" Wayne Campbell

The BELT has cheese too, that makes it a BELTC (add an H you get a burp)

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Compassion is Love in action.

Why, oh why, does the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson have to be on so darned LATE?  The host is hilarious (and I'm a sucker for a Scots accent), but I have to get up the next morning to go to work. ~sigh~

I must have been having a blond moment because I only just figured out now that the OT in the title of this thread stand for OFF TOPIC.  I thought it was OVER TIME.  hahaha! 

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"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good...
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."

Speaking of "off-topic", I had the funniest conversation with a little two year old girl at work this past week - it went something like this:

"My daddy plays hockey!"

"That's nice, do you ever go and watch daddy play hockey?"

"Yeah...I like eating cheese!"

And as if that in itself wasn't funny enough, later on she ran around the corner of the playground, put both her arms up in the air and yelled "TOUCHDOWN!!!"

Ahhh, the joys of children!

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~ ...and all the demons are saints, and the saints I'll never trust...~ Blue Rodeo - "Graveyard"

~...Had a dream where everybody looked like someone else, and the farthest I could get from was the closest to myself...~ Men Without Hats - "Sideways"

Willl the day ever come that I won't have to utter phrases like "no, you are not taking your brother's mattress outside to set fire to it!!!"

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Recalculating....


"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?" Wayne Campbell

On Friday, one of the students from the class next door to mine came in for a visit during her break.  This lady's first language is Chinese.  She watched as a student in my class wrote some sentences in cursive.  The Chinese lady then tried to explain what the writing looks like to Chinese people, but she couldn't find the right word.  She made circles around her tummy, but I had no idea what she was trying to say.  Finally, with the help of another Chinese lady in my class, she found the word she was looking for.

To Chinese people, western cursive script looks like INTESTINES.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How's that for off topic?

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Yesterday is yesterday. (This Town)

It's only heaven descending. (Black Ribbon)

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

It was -22 C in Huntsville this morning.

There was ice fog rising off the river that runs through town and it was brilliant, sunny and windless.

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"Over straight and crooked miles
Falling out of favour or embraced
Wondering where was love...
It hadn't happened yet"
~Ron Sexsmith~

Nearest to all things
Patiently waiting
So let the angels sing
Silently weeping

I just watched Northanger Abbey on PBS. It was very good! Gotta love a story about a heroine who reads too many novels. I must confess, though, that Jane Austen is about the only author that makes me openly act all girly about mushy relationship stuff, i.e., actually squealing at the screen or book when characters get engaged or married.

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"There's the shirt that I like!"

"It was nice singing with you this evening."